Jan 15, 2011: Resolution Saver

On just about everyone's New Years resolution list is to lose weight, every damn year.
But it's sooooo hard, especially in the winter dark when we need a name-your-poison boost.

For hardcore loss, it's tough to beat a Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass, but that's big bucks.
It's also hard to convince your insurance company you need it, not just want it.

So here we go, on Amazon you can get not 1, not 2, but 3 Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass kits, for less than 300 bucks.



You and two pudgy friends could take turns operating on each other.
A circle fat jerk, if you will, but be sure and read the Customer's reviews before buying.

Don't forget before you buy anything from Amazon, go the Clodfobble's Food Blog, and go
to Amazon from the link on the left side of the page.

Caution: This kind of surgery may lay you up for awhile.
I'm not sure of that, but people that bought this also bought Kindle covers.
Maybe that was just to keep blood and poop off their kindle, while they follow the operation instructions.

via boingboing

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Where am I going to get $300 from?

Find two fat friends and split the cost.

the bypass kits are cheap - it's the anesthesia that's going to cost ya.

Nah, it won't take much Boone's Farm to knock you out...

That is nothing more than a generic surgical pack. Nothing to do with by-pass per se, just the basics of a disposable pack used in nearly all surgeries. They com pre-packed like that from a manufacture plant and you can have them customized.

Why those lying bastards, here I though I'd get skinny.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce Why those lying bastards, here I though I'd get skinny.

It was on the radio news in Chicago this morning. (The manufacturer is based here) It was a mistake on the part of the distributor/Amazon. It's been taken down.