Dec 31, 2010: Cute Overload

OMG, OMG, it's like a double cute rainbow all the way across the sky!
Look at all the cuteness, couldn't you just hug them all?



Don't do it, hug them I mean, 'cause they'll kill ya... no kidding.

The Loris and Shrew have nasty venomous bites.
The Raccoon is the #1 rabies carrier, even a scratch can get you.
Australian Bats, even Flying Foxes, Lyssavirus, Hendra virus, Nipah virus and Menangle virus... nasty.
The Puffer you have to eat to die, but all those pokey points don't hug well.

That leaves the cuddly Leopard Seal, no viruses, no venom, no poison... great.
He'll just kick your ass, eat part of you, and play with the rest.

But hey, they are cute, right?

link

Incredibly so.

So what are you saying Bruce?
If it's venomous, will make you sick, can kick your arse or make you spend lots of money on various treatments then you shouldn't hug it?

Damn, there go my plans for New Year's Eve then!

Just trying to help you make an informed decision.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl So what are you saying Bruce? If it's venomous, will make you sick, can kick your arse or make you spend lots of money on various treatments then you shouldn't hug it? Damn, there go my plans for New Year's Eve then!

Yes, all very cute but I gotta admit the claws on that bat really creep me out!!

Since y'all, well most of ya, been good this year, here's a bonus cute.
This one will only cut ya.



Oh, and the first one with a 'shot my paw' joke, is on report.

The sand puppy (aka naked mole rat) wants to know why she was left out.

start by stuffing the australian bat into the puffer fish
take your fibat and stuff it into the shew
take the shefibat and stuff it into the loris
take the loshefibat and stuff it into the raccoon
take the coonloshefibat and stuff it into the leopard seal
season your leocoonloshefibat with salt, pepper, garlic. Slice some onions over the top.
bake your leocoonloshefibat in a 350deg (F) oven 30min for every pound of meat, make sure the internal temperature reaches 200deg
remove, let rest 10min and then slice and serve

Side dish suggestions: Jalapeno corn bread, potatoes au gratin, fried butternut squash, avocado salad

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus The sand puppy (aka naked mole rat) wants to know why she was left out.

She's not fat - she's pregnant! (Which means it's a queen naked mole rat, as mole rats are like bees in that only the queen can reproduce.)

There's a better picture on Wikipedia, but I don't want to link to it as it's too large.

I did not know the loris had a venomous bite.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus She's not fat - she's pregnant! (Which means it's a queen naked mole rat, as mole rats are like bees in that only the queen can reproduce.)

She looks like she has large bones rather than "chunk".

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce I'm concerned that you're so familiar with the sex life of the Naked Mole Rat.