Undertoad Tuesday Aug 3 11:58 PMAugust 4, 2010: Two-legged lamb
Not really Friday material, and not really grisly either, this item from the UK Metro:
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Tender-hearted sheep farmer Cui Jinxiu has saved this extraordinary lamb from the chop after he was born with just two legs.
'He may only have two legs but he gets around very quickly and is pretty steady on his feet. He follows me everywhere and I haven't got the heart to slaughter him.
'After all, half my profit is missing anyway,' she laughed.
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OK, so the obvious joke is out of the way already.
Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China?
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Leah Wednesday Aug 4 12:04 AMHe's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.
Leah Wednesday Aug 4 12:06 AMActually the farmer should build/create something to help him balance, he'd get very exhausted skipping around on his front legs all day.
4fingermalone Wednesday Aug 4 12:55 AMHmmm...looks like an emu in sheep's clothing to me.
Leah Wednesday Aug 4 12:57 AMSheep in drag maybe
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Aug 4 12:58 AMWouldn't need the Wellies.
Gravdigr Wednesday Aug 4 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Wouldn't need the Wellies.
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Yeah, but, ya got nothing to hold onto.
spudcon Wednesday Aug 4 04:33 AMActually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.
SPUCK Wednesday Aug 4 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Undertoad
Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China?
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And, next door to a toy factory.
Griff Wednesday Aug 4 06:45 AMSized right for your Party approved family! *
*The makers of these comments recognize the seriousness of overpopulation and believe a two legged sheep would be an awesome house pet replacing an unapproved human quite nicely.
Hillrick Wednesday Aug 4 08:54 AMOk, this is one IOTD that ewe need video of.
Hillrick Wednesday Aug 4 08:56 AMHey! You filtered my post to change you to ewe! Oh, you so funny guys....
ToastyOhs Wednesday Aug 4 09:02 AMMuch like our own lives, if you are healthy and strong, you get enslaved to your job. If you are deformed, you get to hop along like Quasimodo, only in this case Esmeralda is a Chinese sheep farmer.
ZenGum Wednesday Aug 4 09:11 AMMary had a little lamb
it's fleece as white as dioxin
and every where that Mary went
she rued that nasty toxin.
ZenGum Wednesday Aug 4 09:34 AM[old]
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
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Sheldonrs Wednesday Aug 4 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Leah
He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.
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Or Eileen. Or Tippy.
Gravdigr Wednesday Aug 4 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by spudcon
Actually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.
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So he's a Democrat...
Sheldonrs Wednesday Aug 4 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr
So he's a Democrat...
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Well at least with Democrats, the head is coming OUT of our asses.
squirell nutkin Wednesday Aug 4 07:21 PMMary had a little lamb
her father beat it dead
now Mary takes her lamb to school
upon a slice of bread
sweetwater Wednesday Aug 4 07:31 PMLong ears? [check]
Hops? [check]
Looks like a fuzzy chick? [check]
Lamb wool? [check]
Colored eggs? [ x ]
Darn. I thought we had the Ultimate Easter Animal here.
Wombat Wednesday Aug 4 10:27 PMMary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb got out
Her dog would try to put it back.
Tick Thursday Aug 5 12:32 AMWombat wins
SPUCK Thursday Aug 5 06:04 AMMary had a little lamb
Its head stuck out its ass
And everywhere that Mary went
The crowd rolled in the grass.
Gravdigr Thursday Aug 5 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs
Well at least with Democrats, the head is coming OUT of our asses.
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Shel, with you, we never know which way your head or your ass is gonna go...
noviceathome Thursday Aug 5 09:53 AMEmewe
Sheldonrs Thursday Aug 5 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr
Shel, with you, we never know which way your head or your ass is gonna go...
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One usually follows the other. hehehe
Shawnee123 Friday Aug 6 02:58 PMBah!
BigV Friday Aug 6 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Leah
He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.
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He's my pet and I shall call him Lambchopped.
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