June 6, 2010: Pakistan Has Tightened Security

http://www.mailbrunch.com/email/Paki...a-fdbd91e8f2e2

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Originally Posted by wanderer http://www.mailbrunch.com/email/Paki...a-fdbd91e8f2e2

snick.

this really made me chuckle

The always impressive wicker bullet-stops.

I wish he'd pull the trigger...the recoil would crack him right in the nards.

This made me laugh...a lot.

"Muhammad Rafiq prays his boss won't notice that his brand new Security outpost was stolen during an extended lunch break at the new Islamabad McDonalds."

Is that a gun sticking out of your pants, or do you just have a bizarrely deformed penis?

Nope, that's his penis. How else would he look so confident standing behind a wall made of string?

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Originally Posted by fjhs3 "Muhammad Rafiq prays his boss won't notice that his brand new Security outpost was stolen during an extended lunch break at the new Islamabad McDonalds."

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Originally Posted by ToastyOhs Nope, that's his penis. How else would he look so confident standing behind a wall made of string?

You can have his gun when you pry it from his cold dead hands. Pry it! That's it. Pry it harder...harder...keep prying baby...

Or:

We've secretly replaced Rashid's penis with an automatic rifle. Let's see if he notices...

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Originally Posted by wanderer They have McDonalds?

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Originally Posted by ZenGum Is that a gun sticking out of your pants, or do you just have a bizarrely deformed penis?

Sigh...

He's the crossing guard at the local jihad elementary school.

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Originally Posted by spudcon He's the crossing guard at the local jihad elementary school.

Looks more like a member of Al JaYankovic.

My bad. It's Helen Thomas!