xoxoxoBruce Thursday Apr 29 11:47 PMApril 30, 2010: Einstein
You’ve probably seen pictures of Einstein, who will likely be declared the world’s smallest horse.
Born last Friday, at the Barnstead, New Hampshire's Tiz Miniature Horse Farm, he was just 6 lbs, and 14 inches high.
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Dr Rachel Wagner, Einstein's co-owner, claims the Guinness Book of Records lists the smallest newborn horse as weighing just 9lbs. Breeders say that unlike the current record holder, Thumbelina, Einstein shows no signs of dwarfism - he is just a tiny horse.
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I suppose we should wait till he puts on a little meat, but if we wait till he claims the record, he might be too expensive.
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Cicero Friday Apr 30 01:45 AMRecipes in t-.......
spudcon Friday Apr 30 04:55 AMYou'll be bidding against Alpo.
SPUCK Friday Apr 30 06:00 AMShweet! He'd fit in a standard 12Qt pot.
Griff Friday Apr 30 06:27 AM
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You'll be bidding against Alpo.
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Ha! Well played.
I don't quite get the point of breeding them, these tiny horses are truly hideous.
Trilby Friday Apr 30 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Griff
I don't quite get the point of breeding them, these tiny horses are truly hideous.
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They breed them because they can.
Why climb a mountain? Why eat an enormous novelty burger? Why do anything? Because you CAN.
Just like that dude who gives the finger to every cop he sees - he does it because he can.
rditlkustoleit Friday Apr 30 07:34 AMNO, NO, NO... Time honored adages such as "Hung Like A Horse" are without ambiguity, everyone knows what it means.
Now mother nature squeezes Einstein out of her loins and adds a layer of confusion.
There, I fixed it...
xoxoxoBruce Friday Apr 30 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Griff
Ha! Well played.
I don't quite get the point of breeding them, these tiny horses are truly hideous.
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$$$$$Big Buck Pets$$$$$
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I have one that was 15" when he was born. He's grown to be a whopping 22". We'll all have to watch to see how tall Einstein will get. I take my "Lil Bill" in the back of my SUV all the time. No need for a trailor for these little guys. Congrats to the owners, they are pretty cool to have.
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Shawnee123 Friday Apr 30 10:12 AMThey make great horse d'oeuvres!
skysidhe Friday Apr 30 10:55 AMhehehe I would love to have one of those running around here.
Maybe I can get one and pass it off as a dog.
Shawnee123 Friday Apr 30 11:03 AMomg, can you imagine strapping a barbie doll to it and having it run around your neighborhood?
Yes Virginia, there is a Cowgirl Barbie!
Adak Friday Apr 30 03:01 PMSo what we have here is a black and white rat terrier with a freakishly large head?
Having stupidly followed the link to Thumbellina (currently the smallest horse in the world), Einstein is an absolute beauty. Thumbellina is just *ugly*.
Dwarfism (like Thumbellina), is just *wrong*. She Looks like a pot-bellied pig, frankly.
Sundae Friday Apr 30 03:22 PMHe looks like a pig.
Shame he won't taste like one.
Rditlkustoleit (wtf kinda name is that? ) you made me splutter all over my keyboard. Can I have a new one please?
xoxoxoBruce Friday Apr 30 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Adak
Dwarfism (like Thumbellina), is just *wrong*. She Looks like a pot-bellied pig, frankly.
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Yeah, they said they wouldn't breed her, because she's so fucked up.
squirell nutkin Friday Apr 30 04:14 PMNot a dental floss bush in sight...
xoxoxoBruce Friday Apr 30 04:16 PMOf course not silly, those are in Montana, not New Hampshire.
surchin Friday Apr 30 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
He looks like a pig.
Shame he won't taste like one.
Rditlkustoleit (wtf kinda name is that? ) you made me splutter all over my keyboard. Can I have a new one please?
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would that be 'ride it like you stole it'?
xoxoxoBruce Friday Apr 30 06:33 PMSounds about right, welcome to the Cellar, surchin.
rditlkustoleit Friday Apr 30 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
Rditlkustoleit (wtf kinda name is that? ) you made me splutter all over my keyboard. Can I have a new one please?
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Oops, is that Sundae splutter on your keyboard? I'm sorry, I didn't realize you hadn't swallowed yet
On a serious note, my name is derived from my venerable gypsy tribe’s credo - Ride It Like You Stole It. Most gypsies took a surname that reflected their cherished beliefs.
So, many years ago, after a night of Bacchant pleasures, my ancestors worked hard to um… liberate enough money from their neighbors to bribe their way onto a cargo ship sailing for the states. As was customary in those days, they felt shortening their name was the best way to fit in. And rditlkustoleit was born.
squirell nutkin Friday Apr 30 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Of course not silly, those are in Montana, not New Hampshire.
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OOPS! I should read the fine print more closely.
squirell nutkin Friday Apr 30 10:48 PM
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Just like that dude who gives the finger to every cop he sees - he does it because he can.
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No, smarty pants, it's because I have Tourettes.
monster Friday Apr 30 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by surchin
would that be 'ride it like you stole it'?
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Sir Chin?
Gravdigr Saturday May 1 04:41 PMI'm sick of hearing about this horse-type thing. Put him on a bun and get him outta my ear.
Griff Saturday May 1 04:51 PMCall me when they breed up a boneless version.
Elspode Sunday May 2 10:48 PMWell, at last there's a reason to not wish I was hung like a horse.
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