xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Apr 28 12:03 AM
April 28, 2010: $5544 Sex Toys
Antique sex toys... antique wooden sex toys... antique French wooden sex toys.
Oh, and the auctioneer was Wendy Wood... Wendy Wood's wooden woodies?
SPUCK Wednesday Apr 28 05:39 AM
I fixed it for you..
Just think of the rare VD you could get from them!
Antimatter Wednesday Apr 28 05:52 AM
Now who wood have though of that?
tim Wednesday Apr 28 06:22 AM
Some dickhead, probably ...
tim Wednesday Apr 28 06:37 AM
... ooops! First post!
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Apr 28 07:52 AM
No problem, Tim, welcome to the Cellar.
monster Wednesday Apr 28 08:12 AM
tim, you're fitting right in already -just like the phalli, presumably
ZenGum Wednesday Apr 28 09:00 AM
You'd wanna watch for splinters.
ToastyOhs Wednesday Apr 28 09:14 AM
That's a lot of money for something to hide in your underwear drawer.
Sheldonrs Wednesday Apr 28 09:34 AM
Not to gross anyone out or anything, but those were made of bleached pine originally.
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Apr 28 09:47 AM
No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.
Sheldonrs Wednesday Apr 28 10:22 AM
rditlkustoleit Wednesday Apr 28 10:29 AM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...
dmg1969 Wednesday Apr 28 12:55 PM
Does anyone else find it ironic that the auction was held in Essex?
Cloud Wednesday Apr 28 01:14 PM
dunno, but I'm still hung up on "Wendy Wood's wooden woodies"
Shawnee123 Wednesday Apr 28 02:21 PM
How come that one nut looks like a buckeye?
birdclaw Wednesday Apr 28 03:08 PM
I would think that for $5544 you could buy something that was pretty spectacular in bed.
Shawnee123 Wednesday Apr 28 03:11 PM
Nah, I cost WAY more than that!
monster Wednesday Apr 28 04:02 PM
Sheldonrs Wednesday Apr 28 05:07 PM
Shawnee123 Wednesday Apr 28 06:00 PM
She had me at 'h...'
monster Wednesday Apr 28 10:18 PM
Is there anyone i haven't had?
lumberjim Wednesday Apr 28 11:06 PM
SPUCK Thursday Apr 29 05:38 AM
That guy who bought the woodies in EsSEX got the shaft(s).
xoxoxoBruce Thursday Apr 29 08:11 AM
What makes you think it was a guy?
GlassJaw Thursday Apr 29 08:56 AM
Kinda brings new meaning to the topic of "Morning Wood", doesn't it?
glatt Thursday Apr 29 09:00 AM
Way to decloak after five years, Glass Jaw! Will it be another five before you post again?
Laurie Henderson Friday Apr 30 08:57 AM
"Designed to please" how many?!?!?
GlassJaw Sunday May 2 12:37 AM
xoxoxoBruce Sunday May 2 12:45 AM
That's the spirit, don't let anybody force you into a commitment.
Trilby Sunday May 2 04:01 AM