xoxoxoBruce Friday Mar 5 12:38 AMMar 5, 2010: Venus de Rahway
Venus de Rahway, in the tradition of the Alexandros of Antioch's famous statue, Venus de Milo.
Except she's in Rahway, New jersey... and made of snow.
Quote:
"Curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious," said Elisa Gonzalez, a court reporter who built the snow goddess with her daughter, Maria Conneran, 21 and son, Jack Shearing, 12.
|
She attracted a lot of attention and admiration... people even stopped to take pictures.
But then...
Quote:
When the officer arrived, Gonzalez said, he was apologetic and appreciative of the snowlady and her assets.
"He said, ‘It’s very good,’" Gonzalez recalled.
Despite his appreciation, the officer then asked the family to dress the snowlady. Nonplussed, they complied with a green bikini top and a blue sarong around her ample hips.
|
Instead of enforcing the law, the poor cop is sent out on a political correctness mission, enforcing "community standards" set by a few puckered butts.
At least they didn't get maced, tasered, hauled off to the hoosegow.
link
SPUCK Friday Mar 5 05:24 AMYeah pretty sad..
And nice work!
Trilby Friday Mar 5 05:53 AMThe fact that they were asked to put clothes on the snow lady makes me very sad and sort of pissed. Is there a LAW that says I can't have a naked statue of snow? Coz i wouldn't put a bikini on her. Maybe pasties and a G-string. Would that make grandpa feel better?
damn freaking Puritans. Ruin everything. We should put them on a ship.
spudcon Friday Mar 5 06:28 AMI'll bet Venus de Rahway is frigid anyway.
Griff Friday Mar 5 06:28 AMStupit.
It appears we can distract kooks by keeping them busy monitoring snow ladies...*wheels turning*
xoxoxoBruce Friday Mar 5 07:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianna
Is there a LAW that says I can't have a naked statue of snow? Coz i wouldn't put a bikini on her. Maybe pasties and a G-string.
|
Paint 'em on with food coloring, or better yet, paint in the details. Maybe they should have built some Calvin snowmen.
Sheldonrs Friday Mar 5 08:32 AMI guess you can't go out in Rahway with your ice box and snow cones showing.
classicman Friday Mar 5 08:48 AMDo I have to label this as NSFW now?
Idiotic perhaps we should resurrect the dead and have all of them covered. WTF?
must be cold - eek!
Then again, there is
this.
Spexxvet Friday Mar 5 09:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by classicman
...Idiotic perhaps we should resurrect the dead and have all of them covered. WTF?
...
|
People are buried Nekkid?
classicman Friday Mar 5 09:21 AMlol - THAT was poorly written on my part. Doh!
Shawnee123 Friday Mar 5 09:27 AMHahahaha!
You reminded me...when I was pretty young my older cousin and I were looking through an art book. She told me that the Venus de Milo was a statue of a woman who couldn't stop biting her nails, and ended up chewing her own arms off!
I was like "wow, really?"
So, I've been trying to chew my own arms off so I can be commemorated in this way. I've gotten through part of one thumb.
rditlkustoleit Friday Mar 5 10:49 AMI’d like to take a “crack” at her. I’ll bet she’ll just melt in my arms.
____________________________
If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?!
Shawnee123 Friday Mar 5 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla Ice
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
|
Sheldonrs Friday Mar 5 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by classicman
lol - THAT was poorly written on my part. Doh!
|
Which "part" was it poorly written ON?
rditlkustoleit Friday Mar 5 01:16 PMI feel sorry for the poor cop that had to take a “crack” at this case and “bust” them. I’m sure he felt like such a “boob”. OK, I’m done. Wait, one more… I hope nobody “snatches” her outfit.
______________________________
If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?!
classicman Friday Mar 5 01:47 PMVery good!
Flint Friday Mar 5 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rditlkustoleit
I feel sorry for the poor cop that had to take a “crack” at this case and “bust” them. I’m sure he felt like such a “boob”. OK, I’m done. Wait, one more… I hope nobody “snatches” her outfit.
|
I think the person who called it in was either a complete c*nt or a total @sshole. And the cop was a pu$$y for following up on it.
Okay, yours were better.
dmg1969 Friday Mar 5 04:17 PMFor being out in the cold, I didn't see any high beams. All the soccer moms got their panties in a bunch because they were jealous of the snow Venus.
Cloud Friday Mar 5 05:00 PMShe looks colder WITH the clothes on.
lumberjim Friday Mar 5 05:50 PMboi yoi yoing
Cloud Friday Mar 5 05:55 PMthe spirit of the lingam has clearly possessed that young one--look at his eyes!
Trilby Saturday Mar 6 06:32 AMI'll bet the cops don't make them take the snow penis down!
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Mar 6 10:30 AMBut if it lasts for more than four hours, they'll call your doctor.
Shawnee123 Saturday Mar 6 01:14 PMSOL (snorted out loud)
Your reply here?
The Cellar Image of the Day is just a section of a larger web community: a bunch of interesting folks talking about everything. Add your two cents to IotD by joining the Cellar.
|