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Feb 9, 2010: Screw In Coffin
It takes so much time and energy to plant somebody, here's and idea who's time has come.
The Screw In Coffin.
Let the puns, begin... 
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lumberjim Tuesday Feb 9 12:36 AM
why fuck around with that?
jujuwwhite Tuesday Feb 9 01:36 AM
Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!
xhaos01 Tuesday Feb 9 03:29 AM
Thats a great idea, really! An Auger built intoa coffin. that way the zombies are already standing when they reanimate!
But I think Jim nailed a better idea!
ZenGum Tuesday Feb 9 03:53 AM
I used to be a necrophile, until some rotten cxxx split on me.
Gravdigr Tuesday Feb 9 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite
Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!
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jujuwwhite Tuesday Feb 9 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr
Never heard of the IRS? Or debt collectors?
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Kolbenfresser Tuesday Feb 9 06:18 AM
Action!
I like the idea/pic of Lumberjim. It would add some action to a slow standard funeral.
And it would be cheaper.
Gravdigr Tuesday Feb 9 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite
Yea I've heard of both, but usually there ain't shit they can do AFTER I'm dead other than repo my rotting corpse!
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monster Tuesday Feb 9 08:37 AM
Well that will add a new twist to the funeral. I wonder which celeb will take the first turn in one of these?
Sheldonrs Tuesday Feb 9 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite
Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!
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dacliff Tuesday Feb 9 09:39 AM
Aside from the puns, there is some real merit to this idea. I can picture the Army's Mortuary Affairs using something like this. With cemetaries filling up more and more every day, there has been exploration into how to conserve space. Enter vertical burying. My personal take is that everyone should be cremated. It saves a ton of space and piggybacking on xhaos, ashes can't reanimate like corpses.
xoxoxoBruce Tuesday Feb 9 09:43 AM
Cremation takes too much energy. Compost, or better yet, soylent green.
lumberjim Tuesday Feb 9 10:48 AM
the coffin nail gun was jinx's idea.....i just did the photo(paint.net)-shopping.
Flint Tuesday Feb 9 01:10 PM
Screw, in coffin.
SPUCK Wednesday Feb 10 05:22 AM
Indeed....
Pete Zicato Wednesday Feb 10 10:13 AM
I dunno. You really want to be standing for the rest of eternity?
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Feb 10 10:52 AM
You'll puddle in the bottom.
TheMercenary Wednesday Feb 10 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato
I dunno. You really want to be standing for the rest of eternity?
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lumberjim Wednesday Feb 10 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
You'll puddle in the bottom.
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