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May 11, 2009: Limbless Masseur/Masseuse
Limbless? Then they must use their bodies, right? That's right.
| A masseuse in Israel who has discovered that some people will pay top dollar ($80) to have snakes slither across their backs and faces. Turns out that king snakes and corn snakes deliver a nice kneading sensation when they get their slither on. |
| Ada Barak figured out several years ago that heavy king and corn snakes produce a relaxing kneading sensation. For years, she's been entertaining guests at her farm where she cultivates rodent-eating carnivorous plants. Strangely, she found a sideline that's even more bizarre. |
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zippyt Monday May 11 12:11 AM
I would have to be Drugged to put up with that !!!!
SteveDallas Monday May 11 12:29 AM
I remember on Bullshit, the show Penn & Teller did for a while, one of the early episodes was bogus medicine. In one segment they had a doctor-looking guy in a white lab coat out at a mall explaining to people about the newly-found benefits of snail slime. They showed a woman with a snail crawling over her face... "Oh, wow, Doctor, I can feel it exfoliating my pores!!" or some crap like that.
SPUCK Monday May 11 05:08 AM
Discussion overheard at a snake parlor:
"OK, all the snakes are on.."
"All the snakes?"
"Well, yeah, you said all those snakes."
"YOU IDIOT! Not the Black Mamba!"
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"Ah lady please lie very still"
"OW! I just got bit.."
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Guess the lady pictured doesn't mind salmonellae smeared all over her face..
spudcon Monday May 11 05:09 AM
What keeps the snakes on her body? Won't they just wander off, looking for a ratburger?
The Teapot Monday May 11 06:51 AM
Profesionalism mainly.
DanaC Monday May 11 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by The Teapot
Profesionalism mainly.
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lol fuck you teapot, I just lost a mouthful of coffee.
Trilby Monday May 11 08:08 AM
Um.
No.
ZenGum Monday May 11 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by spudcon
What keeps the snakes on her body? Won't they just wander off, looking for a ratburger?
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capnhowdy Monday May 11 08:24 AM
I, too, will pass.
morethanpretty Monday May 11 10:11 AM
I will hold a snake, I will not let it crawl over me, especially if I'm naked. Snakes like to get into crannies, and nooks...
jinx Monday May 11 10:29 AM
Jim and I used to have a corn snake. His name was Slim... he got out of his cage and was never seen again. I wonder if he went to the big city and got a job in a massage parlor?
eta: I want a rodent-eating carnivorous plant. Bad.
Shawnee123 Monday May 11 10:34 AM
Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.
It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it.
spudcon Monday May 11 12:12 PM
I heard he went to work in the SlimJim factory.
glatt Monday May 11 12:16 PM
When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"
Sheldonrs Monday May 11 12:21 PM
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
Of course, the picture only shows the slow, relaxing massage.
If you're in a hurry, they also set a mongoose on your ass.
The Teapot Monday May 11 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DanaC
lol fuck you teapot, I just lost a mouthful of coffee.
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Gravdigr Monday May 11 06:02 PM
Doesn't matter he won't come to you anyhow.
Gravdigr Monday May 11 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by glatt
When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"
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TheMercenary Monday May 11 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by glatt
When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"
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hipshot Tuesday May 12 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.
It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it. |
How'd he hitchhike?
ZenGum Tuesday May 12 02:04 AM
Well, he'd look the driver over carefully and check the door opened from the inside, and if he still felt comfortable, he'd get in. Duh :p
capnhowdy Tuesday May 12 07:36 AM
Actually he posed as a trouser snake, thus boarding as a parasite.
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