xoxoxoBruce Sunday Feb 15 12:05 AMFeb 15, 2009: Kissing
In honor of Valentines Day, The Pet Blog has a bunch of pictures of animals kissing.
Now, we know they aren't really kissing as we know it, smelling, tasting, maybe even showing affection, but not kissing.
anthropomorphism (giving animals human characteristics) lets us relate to animals I guess, or lets us pretend they relate to us, but doing so makes for cuter pictures.
Just pretend they are kissing and not whispering, "If we could catch that human with the camera, we'd eat like kings".
Leokins Sunday Feb 15 12:34 AMAn anteater could give a serious french kiss...
lumberjim Sunday Feb 15 12:35 AMthey ARE SO kissing
hipshot Sunday Feb 15 03:20 AMActually, I think the ground squirrel is performing CPR....
"BREATHE and two and three and four and..."
DucksNuts Sunday Feb 15 03:55 AMThere's a bit of monkey tongue action happening there
SPUCK Sunday Feb 15 05:49 AMI think those anteaters are working their way thru the Kama Sutra.
richlevy Sunday Feb 15 07:17 AMWolf valentines day card.
Antelopes run.
And a wounded deer falls.
I'd rather lick you.
Than lick my own balls.
Griff Sunday Feb 15 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by hipshot
Actually, I think the ground squirrel is performing CPR....
"BREATHE and two and three and four and..."
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Look closer, it's a troika.
Cloud Sunday Feb 15 11:20 AMand then there's that whole regurgitating food into a loved one's mouth that animals do . . . ugh.
capnhowdy Sunday Feb 15 12:52 PMThat moosette must be really hot. The horny one is having to stand in the water to avoid his balls from overheating.
Shawnee123 Sunday Feb 15 03:48 PMThose squirrels are doing a remake of From Here to Eternity. They're waiting for the crew to throw a glass of water on them, for effect.
edit: oh heck, Griff's right...there are three of them. Dirty little squirrels.
capnhowdy Sunday Feb 15 04:28 PMLooks like the monkey's thinking about baseball.
If you look closely you'll notice the anteaters are practicing safe sex. Mutual masturbation.
Shawnee123 Sunday Feb 15 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
Looks like the monkey's thinking about baseball.
If you look closely you'll notice the anteaters are practicing safe sex. Mutual masturbation.
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Yeah...he's trying to catch the score on the TV. I guess he's hoping to score twice.:p
Sheldonrs Sunday Feb 15 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Leokins
An anteater could give a serious french kiss...
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Imagine getting rimmed by him.
(Good luck getting to sleep with THAT image in your head!!!)
Shawnee123 Sunday Feb 15 07:37 PMOh no you di'int, Shel.
You rascal.
Gravdigr Monday Feb 16 02:11 PMAh, aminal love...
ZenGum Monday Feb 16 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by hipshot
Actually, I think the ground squirrel is performing CPR....
"BREATHE and two and three and four and..."
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I did a first aid course recently, they gave us a tip about how fast to do the compressions when doing CPR. I mean, who the hell could judge 100 bpm when under emergency stress? Simple. Do the CPR in time with the Ah Ah Ah Ahhh part of the Beegee's Stayin Alive.
Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin Alii-ii-ii-ii-ive ....
I just know that if I ever have to do CPR for real, I am going to start singing that ...
Cicero Monday Feb 16 07:10 PMHmmm........I think they are kissing.........
That reminds me of someone.
capnhowdy Monday Feb 16 08:00 PMRE CPR....
I'm glad now you don't have to do the breathe step. That makes it a lot easier. Esp in some of the nastier scenarios.
ZenGum Monday Feb 16 10:32 PMYou "should" do the breathe step - but you "should" have a mask. Without a mask, it is "optional" - patient has a better chance if you do, you have a better chance if you don't.
And the current formula is 30 compressions then two effective breaths, up from 15/2 when I last trained five years back, and way off the 5/1 when I first did it.
Clodfobble Monday Feb 16 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum
You "should" do the breathe step - but you "should" have a mask. Without a mask, it is "optional" - patient has a better chance if you do, you have a better chance if you don't
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I don't understand this. How would you breathe into the unconscious person's mouth if you're wearing a mask? And what are you protecting yourself from, herpes?
ZenGum Monday Feb 16 11:50 PMNo, no, no. You use a phantom of the opera type mask to conceal your identity, so they cant sue you for feeling them up while pretending to do CPR.
Or, you might use a resuscitation mask which enables you to breathe into the patient's mouth without getting their kooties into your mouth or yours into theirs. The former is especially important if they have oral bleeding (knocked out tooth, eg) or vomiting (gastral backflow common in horizontal unconscious patients).
Hazards include hepatitis and HIV. And herpes, I guess, and colds, flu, glandular fever etc etc. Kooties, generally.
capnhowdy Tuesday Feb 17 07:48 AMNow there is no need to ventilate. The hands only method has been deemed equally effective.
Link:http://handsonlycpr.eisenberginc.com/
TheMercenary Tuesday Feb 17 06:30 PMNasty.
Cicero Tuesday Feb 17 08:33 PMThis thread: proves you guys can ruin anything. lol!
I am so lucky I like that about you.
TheMercenary Tuesday Feb 17 08:40 PMOk, when do we get to see the sheep fucking!
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