October 29, 2008: Hug a baby

No idea where this originated from but my mom sent me this in an e-mail.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby





2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.




3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.




4. The 'paw slide' simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.





5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug,
smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

I feel the same way about MY chew toys.

Smothering a baby is not a good thing to teach your dog LOL

Awwn... is it Friday already? Please?

That kid is gonna start peeing on the lawn and leave brown spots.

But will he slobber on you and chase a ball?

I can never get the jump on the Friday IotD so I figured I would just post it now. I have been holding this e-mail in my Inbox for over a month and UT always beats me to the Friday Animal ones.

But yeah, I wish it was Friday today too.

I don't know. In step 3 it kinda looks like he's trying to roll in the baby. Little booger probably stinks.