July 31, 2008 (B): Beautiful set of ... malachites

I found this crystals truly inspiring!

Source:http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fo...Article=569342

Hey! Malachite penii surrounded by Malachite bacon! I LOVE IT.

(I have a collection of critters carved out of malachite...it's a beautiful mineral.)

Don't forget the malachite brains and piles!

And a lovely bunch of coconuts!

I've seen this one somewhere before...

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 And a lovely bunch of coconuts! I've seen this one somewhere before...

A nun's wet dream, "So many peni so little time"

Kind of reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago:

2 guys are at the beach on the last day of their vacation. They've been tanning everyday for the last 5 days and have gotten pretty dark, except for where the swimsuit covers them.
One of them turns to the other and says "I hate not being able to get an all-over tan! I'm going to bury myself in the sand and just leave the white parts exposed so I can even out the tan." His friend likes the idea and the both cover themselves up with sand, leaving their penises exposed.

After a little while, 2 old ladies come strolling down the beach when one notices the two penises sticking out of the sand.
She turns to her friend and exclaims, "LOOK Myrtle! Remember what we had to do to get one of those and NOW they grow wild!!"

Silly rabbits...its obviously a dildo farm.

Welcome to the Cellar, cabbagepulley.

I'm feeling inadequate. Again. Happens frighteningly often here in The Cellar.

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you approve of the wine choice? I was uncertain.

Probably depends on the type of dick being served. Just a guess.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim you approve of the wine choice? I was uncertain.

àll of them Jewish I see..

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Originally Posted by Skylight àll of them Jewish I see..

Lol! Nice one!