January 14, 2008: Hunting Deer in Germany [Graphic]

These photos have been doing the rounds on the hunting forums the last few days and turning up in email.

All very neat and tidy really, minimal damage to the car.

Clean the air filter? Maybe. Off ya go! BTW. How do they it's a deer???

that's fucking sick

not you buster the pics

Could Be Worse

It could be worse, blinky. Usually these pics are of a deer that's gone thu the windshield. Guts lining the inside of the car and organs on the floor. Now THAT'S F*cking sick!

I think it's a dog.

deer soup ??
Deer burgers ??
Deer TarTar ???

I agree with Fargon... looks like it used to be a dog.

I've seen sites claiming;
1-140 lb deer at 140 mph.
2-100 lb deer at 140 mph.
3-140 lb deer at 120 mph.
4- Bambi at 140 mph.
5- Bambi at 120 mph.

I'm betting Bambi at 140 mph because it went in the grille and knocked the motor off it's mounts, instead of over the hood through the windshield.
Besides, how in hell would they know what it weighed? Some of it had to have gone out the bottom.... especially the fluids.

Incredible. Amazing the way it went neatly through the grill opening. Poor little critter, but at least it would have been quick.

I'd like to put on an "I don't know anything about cars" look, call a roadside mechanic, tell him, "I was just driving along and suddenly it stopped working" ... and get a photo of his expression when he pops the bonnet (hood).



"Sir, I think I've found the problem."

is this "It's a Knockout"?

I'd like to play the Joker and call photoshop.

(maybe only middle-aged Brit dwellars will get that.....)

Crap...sorry Bruce, it was the 15th here when I posted it, but other errors were probably the result of noooooo sleep

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Originally Posted by zippyt deer soup ?? Deer burgers ?? Deer TarTar ???

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Originally Posted by ZenGum I must be getting slow. Surely this is grilled deer.

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts Crap...sorry Bruce, it was the 15th here when I posted it, but other errors were probably the result of noooooo sleep

I have to admit, Germans do things so much more neatly than Australians...

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Poor thing was just hoppin along and then ....

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce I've seen sites claiming; 1-140 lb deer at 140 mph. 2-100 lb deer at 140 mph. 3-140 lb deer at 120 mph. 4- Bambi at 140 mph. 5- Bambi at 120 mph. I'm betting Bambi at 140 mph because it went in the grille and knocked the motor off it's mounts, instead of over the hood through the windshield. Besides, how in hell would they know what it weighed? Some of it had to have gone out the bottom.... especially the fluids.

Sales Pitch

Ja! und hier at Bambi Mangling Werks, we specialize in only ze FINEST unter-hood deer placement!

We Germans now present the newest innovation, fur-lined engines.

Fahrvergnugen - The Pleasure of Driving

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Originally Posted by tulzscha or North Americans substituting the wrong kind of deer in their made-up-to-go-with-the-pictures story.

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary The Germans would never lie to us about anything.

Are we pretty sure that isn't either a shark or a dolphin?

I hope that poor deer didn't die in vain, I wonder if it made it through to the glove compartment?!




(deerskin gloves)

I think it died of a vein problem though.

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Originally Posted by monster maybe only middle-aged Brit dwellars will get that.....)

Q. What was the last thing to go through that animal's mind when it hit the car?


A. It's arse!

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Originally Posted by busterb Clean the air filter? Maybe. Off ya go! BTW. How do they it's a deer???

Deer blind plans? Poke 'em in both eyes with a sharp stick. Do I win?

No idea.


(say it)

Human spam.

That is the sign of a well-heeled forum.

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Originally Posted by monster Deer blind plans? Poke 'em in both eyes with a sharp stick. Do I win?

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce You don't know what blinds are? Hunters, photographers, and wildlife scholars use them to hunt, photograph, or observe critters, without being seen. Here's some

I knew she was making a pun, but still didn't know if she knew what a blind was. Zen wasn't punning, which would indicate he didn't know, or was on his death bed.

When in doubt, I spell it out. That way I'm sure everyone is annoyed equally.

Bruce ... really ... thanks for you thoughts, though.

It's an old joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

With me now?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Shall I continue?

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?

Still no f#$%ing idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, and no pulse?

Dead.

Ok, I missed that one, even though I've heard it before.

hah

Maria: "Now children, while your father drives let's practice."
Children: "Doe, a deer. A female deer..."
Freidrich: "Doe"
Maria: "That's very nice Freidrich, but sing with everyone else."
Freidrich: "No!" (points finger) "DOE!!!!!"

Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer