Undertoad Friday Jul 20 09:42 AM
July 20, 2007: Gull steals Doritos
Cloud Friday Jul 20 09:50 AM
he's slumming though--the "friends" are pigeons
Uisge Beatha Friday Jul 20 10:00 AM
Sure, everyone thinks it's cute for one seagull to get chips for the whole bird gang. Just you wait, though, until it starts getting alcohol for those underage birds. Then we'll see who still thinks it's cute.
Spexxvet Friday Jul 20 10:02 AM
Shawnee123 Friday Jul 20 10:07 AM
Another reason I love birds. How funny is this?
Uisge Beatha Friday Jul 20 10:12 AM
Coign Friday Jul 20 10:18 AM
Finally I know why my favorite Doritos are always sold out now. Damn them!
Shawnee123 Friday Jul 20 10:19 AM
I love Office Space too. I was just talking about that. My niece, who just turned 5, had a birthday party with a pinata. The kids took their turns. After the damn thing finally fell, I looked over and Sophie (who is the complete opposite of her athletic older sister, all blond and princessy) was beating the hell out of it. I told my bro it reminded me of Office Space when the take the printer out and beat the crap out of it. Mike replies "What the f*** is PC Load Letter?"
Sarasvati48 Friday Jul 20 01:52 PM
Slumming?! Gulls are just beach pigeons! They hang about garbage dumps, and star in movies where they pluck peoples eyes out!!!
DanaC Friday Jul 20 01:54 PM
Pigeons meanwhile are actually doves.
Hime Friday Jul 20 02:18 PM
Hee... one time when my family went to the beach, my dad (a pretty big guy) walked over to Thrasher's to get us a bucket of fries, and on the way back to the rest of us, a seagull flew smack into the back of his head, then grabbed one of the fries out of the bucket while he was stunned. Seagulls are relentless when it comes to delicious snack food -- although personally, I'd take Thrasher's fries over Doritos any day.
MalzB Friday Jul 20 10:00 PM
I think this seagull used to be a human but he did something awful so and evil sourcerer turned him into the bird. And the reason why the seagull likes these chips so much and goes great lengths to get them is because he loved them when he was human and knew where he could go to get them.
Sheldonrs Friday Jul 20 11:07 PM
I'm surprised Doritos hasn't signed the bird to a contract.
monster Friday Jul 20 11:12 PM
SPUCK Saturday Jul 21 06:37 AM
I ate on our local wharf tonight (Damn fine Shrimp Louie smothered in Tabasco Sauce). Sitting right out side the window like 18 inches away was a Seagull that went into a tizzy every time someone walked by. Then another one came over and hopped up amazingly violating the the original one's personal space. (Believe me, seagulls have serious personal space issues!) The original hopped down and walked over to a bench which it hopped up on and kicked back. I started to comment on the odd behavior when the people at the next table said, "There's a baby one sitting right here." Sure enough it was momma and papa taking turns being on lookout. When we left we walked by,(at a distance), and there was a grey baby weaving about.
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Jul 21 09:48 AM
How come everybody is OK with feeding this Dinosaur descendant, but the guy feeding the bears is a jerk?
freshnesschronic Saturday Jul 21 09:51 AM
Bears can kill you. Food entices.
Uisge Beatha Saturday Jul 21 10:01 AM
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Jul 21 10:04 AM
richlevy Saturday Jul 21 10:12 AM
Sundae Saturday Jul 21 11:49 AM
It's capitalism vs socialism
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Jul 21 03:01 PM
Ha ha ha, excellent, Sundae Girl.
milkfish Sunday Jul 22 07:47 PM
HungLikeJesus Wednesday Jul 25 04:58 PM
I just walked out to the kitchen and there were about a dozen magpies waiting on the deck, watching me through the sliding door, so I had to feed them some corn chips.
DanaC Wednesday Jul 25 05:13 PM
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Jul 25 05:27 PM
1~Interfering with the natural order of things.
2~Contributing to the delinquency of Magpie minors.
3~Denigrating the diets of Dinosaur descendants.
4~Feeding corn chips to tidings of magpies without posting pictures.
Oh boy, are you gonna get it now.
bluecuracao Wednesday Jul 25 06:14 PM
Isn't Ranger Rick a raccoon? I hear he takes corn chip bribes.
HungLikeJesus Wednesday Jul 25 06:32 PM
I should clarify - I gave them tortilla chips (which are a kind of corn chip, but they don't give the magpies dorito breath). And no salsa.
Your #3 should be posted in the good assonance thread.
SPUCK Thursday Jul 26 05:50 AM
That bear is gonna rot his teeth!!
CharlieG Friday Jul 27 01:27 PM
barefoot serpent Friday Aug 3 11:40 AM
and now the squirrels are making 5-fingered purchases
xoxoxoBruce Friday Aug 3 06:17 PM
After it eats the chocolate egg, it leaves with the plastic yolk containing the toy? Well of course... it takes me ten minutes to open those things and I'm smarter than the average squirrel.
Undertoad Friday Sep 28 10:16 AM
This story is verified by Snopes, accompanied by a nice anigif and video.
SPUCK Saturday Sep 29 04:37 AM
We looked up from the kitchen table yesterday because of a noise. There was a coal black squirrel in our dining room hiding a walnut in a tennis shoe. So this animal wasn't stealing he was giving!
Flint Monday Oct 1 04:52 PM
Now all we need is for Brianna to analyze the look on his face.