Undertoad Saturday Jun 9 01:01 PMJune 9, 2007: British nuke sub nose rolls down the street
The BBC offers this item. How do you get the constructed nose of a nuclear sub to where it needs to be assembled? Roll it right down the middle of the street. I'd like to be there if just to see the double-takes of nearby pedestrians.
The sub looks happy, though, doesn't it? Yay I'm rolling down the street!
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The nose of a UK Astute class nuclear submarine rolls through the streets of Barrow-In-Furness, Cumbria. The first 7,000 ton behemoth will be launched in early June.
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freshnesschronic Saturday Jun 9 01:09 PMAren't European streets very narrow?
Or at least that's what the media has told me through movies and stuff.
Not even so much as a guiding team in front either, eh?
Cloud Saturday Jun 9 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Undertoad
The sub looks happy, though, doesn't it? Yay I'm rolling down the street!
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yep. Big grin. BIG grin!
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Jun 9 04:02 PMHappy until a rising bollard impales him, with lightning speed.
TheMercenary Saturday Jun 9 05:00 PMGreat pics!
milkfish Saturday Jun 9 06:17 PMDid they really name a class of submarine the "Astute"? And does the average British submariner like that name?
I can see that lasting about five milliseconds here among the Pentagon types who have to think up this kind of thing. Of course, over here we have dropped the r in arse.
piercehawkeye45 Saturday Jun 9 09:50 PMJust hope it doesn't tip...
dixy Saturday Jun 9 09:52 PMLOL the sub DOES look happy. Wow. If I was walking or driving and saw that I would definitely feel panicked. But then again big things like that make me feel uneasy...
monster Saturday Jun 9 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic
Aren't European streets very narrow?
Or at least that's what the media has told me through movies and stuff.
Not even so much as a guiding team in front either, eh?
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If the guiding team were in shot, wouldn't they be too close to be of any use?
And yes, most streets are very narrow by US standards, but they do strange things over there like research the course beforehand....
monster Saturday Jun 9 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by milkfish
Did they really name a class of submarine the "Astute"? And does the average British submariner like that name?
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Why wouldn't they?
monster Saturday Jun 9 11:13 PMim in ur str33t ignoring ur bo11ards
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Originally Posted by Undertoad
I'd like to be there if just to see the double-takes of nearby pedestrians.
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They're British. They'd pretend not to notice.
xoxoxoBruce Sunday Jun 10 12:35 AMDuring the Vietnam war, Boeing built helicopters at one plant then towed them, on their own wheels, over the road for several miles to another plant to be painted and finished.
The PA legislature had to pass a special law to allow that and it screwed up traffic pretty good, because they were building one a day.
nil_orally Sunday Jun 10 02:02 AMLooks like a scene out of the Thunderbirds.
The good one, with strings. Not the crappy remake with more plastic people than the original.
nil_orally Sunday Jun 10 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by dixy
But then again big things like that make me feel uneasy...
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Wow. If only I had a dollar for every time a girl has said THAT to me.....
I'd have my first dollar. *sigh*
milkfish Sunday Jun 10 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by monster
Why wouldn't they?
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Oh, the indignity:
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot.
Though in its current form, the sub is missing its ass entirely, and thus cannot toot.
monster Sunday Jun 10 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by milkfish
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OK. A lesson for ya. We don't pronounce it like that. It's Aschoot
And "toot" is not the most common term for farting either, although it is used.
Here's how the rhyme goes....
Beans, beans good for the heart,
the more you eat.....
We're a lot cruder in general
CharlieG Sunday Jun 10 06:34 PMBack in the 70s-90s, Grumman Aircraft on Long Island used to build the Radome of the E2C out in Calverton LI (on the borth fork just beyond the split) - but the rest of the airplane was made in Bethpage, and the radome was shipped by truck down the Long Island Expressway - now you have to picture - it's way more than one lane wide, the highway is 3 lanes - I was waiting to enter the highway (entrance closed) when the truck, with it's police escort came flying by (pun) - I entered after them, and got up to 70 mph - and they were pulling away
TheMercenary Sunday Jun 10 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by milkfish
Did they really name a class of submarine the "Astute"? And does the average British submariner like that name?
I can see that lasting about five milliseconds here among the Pentagon types who have to think up this kind of thing. Of course, over here we have dropped the r in arse.
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Ase?
tulzscha Sunday Jun 10 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by milkfish
Did they really name a class of submarine the "Astute"? And does the average British submariner like that name?
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It's not quite the same degree of unintentional humor as the Curtiss XP-55 Ascender.
Aliantha Monday Jun 11 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by TheMercenary
Ase?
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They dropped the e too, and added another s to the end. Ass.
justush Monday Jun 11 03:52 AMRegistered to say I'm surprised no-one commented how ugly this sub head is. If Holywood ever decides to cross-breed Frankenstein with Godzilla, they should use this piece as the head - stitched, rotting, ugly. Might be intentional for the sub tho, to scare off Nazi U-boats that patrol the Antartic.
Aliantha Monday Jun 11 03:57 AMWelcome to the Cellar justush. Nice handle.
There's lots of ugly pics on this particular forum. Keep going and you're bound to find something to really turn your stomach.
King Monday Jun 11 11:04 AMhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...09/nsub109.xml
It's finished. Incidentally it was built not very far from me.
Sundae Monday Jun 11 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by monster
OK. A lesson for ya. We don't pronounce it like that. It's Aschoot
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For clarity, I'd break it up into ass-choo-t
(but then I was trying to prove a point about the different pronunciations of hurry and blurry the other day, so what do I know?)
monster Monday Jun 11 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
For clarity, I'd break it up into ass-choo-t
(but then I was trying to prove a point about the different pronunciations of hurry and blurry the other day, so what do I know?)
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Indeed. But I was enjoying the sneeze-like quality of the altogether version
I really didn't get the ass-toot thing until milkfish spelled it out. I've only Americanized on some of those words (Tuna, Tuesday, tube, occasionally stupid...)
Sundae Monday Jun 11 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by monster
Indeed. But I was enjoying the sneeze-like quality of the altogether version
I really didn't get the ass-toot thing until milkfish spelled it out. I've only Americanized on some of those words (Tuna, Tuesday, tube, occasionally stupid...)
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Ewwwww - I am seriously considering not turning up on your doorstep now - I think I would gag if you offered me a toooona sandwich.
I'll still consider it as long as you don't have any fancy words for beer I spose
monster Monday Jun 11 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
Ewwwww - I am seriously considering not turning up on your doorstep now - I think I would gag if you offered me a toooona sandwich.
I'll still consider it as long as you don't have any fancy words for beer I spose
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Bud is about as fancy as it gets.... :p
Hey what can I say, I have three kids with American accents. Adapt and survive.
How about Pastrami on Rye? Not sure what they do with tuna here, but you don't often see it in sandwiches. it's all ham and cheese, turkey and cheese, salami and cheese, beef and cheese, cheese and cheese.... I guess Toona's too messy to eat while driving, making calls, applying mascara and slurping coffee....
Sundae Monday Jun 11 02:49 PMLeicester's speciality sandwich option is tuna, cheese and onion - tinned tuna, grated cheese and diced red onion mixed into a sticky mess with mayonnaise to bind it. That and cheese & beetroot. Offered as standard choices alongside the normal ham & mustard, cheese & pickle etc.
So I am ready for anything - even beef & cheese.
monster Monday Jun 11 02:50 PMyou may even be ready for a Philly Cheesesteak ...we might have to go dwellar-visiting to get something authentic....
Sundae Monday Jun 11 03:32 PMI'm promised one from LJ if I ever make it to the States...
Gravdigr Monday Jun 11 06:58 PMThe sub-nose kinda reminds me of the smiley face spaceship in the movie "Heavy Metal".
Happy Monkey Monday Jun 11 11:16 PMI tried and failed to GIS for the smiley subs from "Yellow Submarine"...
milkfish Tuesday Jun 12 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
Leicester's speciality sandwich option is tuna, cheese and onion - tinned tuna, grated cheese and diced red onion mixed into a sticky mess with mayonnaise to bind it. That and cheese & beetroot. Offered as standard choices alongside the normal ham & mustard, cheese & pickle etc.
So I am ready for anything - even beef & cheese.
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I just think it is weird that the fruit of the prickly pear cactus is called tuna. Maybe it's good with cheese and onion.
DanaC Tuesday Jun 12 10:36 AMI pronounce it astewt....
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I'd like to be there if just to see the double-takes of nearby pedestrians.
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There wouldn't be any double takes. I remember one time in Bolton, they were using Le Mans Crescent to film something that was supposed to be in moscow. They'd covered the place in fake snow and there were tanks and jeeps and cameras everywhere.....and guys in big hats. Typical Bolton response was to just trudge through the fake snow showing absolutely no sign that anything unusual was going on.
monster Tuesday Jun 12 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by DanaC
I pronounce it astewt....
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Americans and Brits would pronounce that spelling differently, though. Newt is pronounced noot here, but nyute there. mostly.
xoxoxoBruce Tuesday Jun 12 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by milkfish
I just think it is weird that the fruit of the prickly pear cactus is called tuna. Maybe it's good with cheese and onion.
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Yeah, that's very strange. They are tasty though.
mitheral Wednesday Jun 13 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by CharlieG
Back in the 70s-90s, Grumman Aircraft on Long Island used to build the Radome of the E2C out in Calverton LI (on the borth fork just beyond the split) - but the rest of the airplane was made in Bethpage, and the radome was shipped by truck down the Long Island Expressway - now you have to picture - it's way more than one lane wide, the highway is 3 lanes - I was waiting to enter the highway (entrance closed) when the truck, with it's police escort came flying by (pun) - I entered after them, and got up to 70 mph - and they were pulling away
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There's nothing quite like coming up on a house that is three lanes wide whipping down the highway at 110km/h.
CharlieG Wednesday Jun 13 05:18 AMBTW, The Astute was launched June 8th, so that picture is either
1)Old, or
2) one of the follow on boats (Subs, no matter HOW large are 'boats' not ships, by tradition) - Possibly the Ambush, or the Artful
As they are hoping to launch the Ambush late this year, or next year, I'm going to guess it's the nose for the Artful
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