Undertoad Thursday Mar 28 01:54 PM3/28: Whale penis
This one's making the rounds, so for those of you who haven't seen it... an actual whale penis.
What isn't making the rounds is the rest of the story. Turns out this specimen -- or whatever you want to call it -- was "harvested" by a gent from Iceland who studies animal penii. And he's founded (the caption said "erected"; someone at Reuters had some fun) the Icelandic Phallological Museum. He has units from dozens of various animals from Iceland.
Well, everyone needs a hobby of some sort.
warch Thursday Mar 28 02:59 PMhellooo Mr. Johnson! Is that a kayak in your blubber or...?
Joe Thursday Mar 28 03:21 PMWoof
So I'm guessing that the unit is currently in the "stowed" configuration. So what does it look like fully deployed?
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MaggieL Thursday Mar 28 04:11 PMRe: Woof
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So I'm guessing that the unit is currently in the "stowed" configuration. So what does it look like fully deployed?
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Why would you want to know that? Not feeling inadequate enough yet? :-)
blowmeetheclown Thursday Mar 28 04:46 PMMan, that's a big dork!
Joe Thursday Mar 28 05:42 PMMorbid curiosity. The same that takes us all to a thread called "whale penis"...
Nothing But Net Thursday Mar 28 08:49 PM<b>National Lampoon's <i>Animal House</i></b>
<i>Otter:</i> Mine's bigger than that...
chrisinhouston Thursday Mar 28 08:58 PMIt's been a long time since I read Moby Dick but I recall someone making a full length coat from the outer skin of a Sperm Whale penis. No sleeves, kind of like a vest. Hey, those sailors were away at sea for a long time...
russotto Friday Mar 29 11:36 AMAnd if you rub it, you get a five-man tent.
MaggieL Friday Mar 29 01:04 PM
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Morbid curiosity.
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I guess "morbid curiosity" sounds better than "homosexual bestiality". :-)
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alphageek31337 Friday Mar 29 02:26 PMI showed that thing to my little brother, and now he wants to fight it. Personally, I think he can take it. Sean is only about 5' high, and weighs roughly 50 #s. Soaken wet. Come to think of it, I'll bet sean wold be the first person in history beat up by an actual dork. The puns fly......
Joe Friday Mar 29 03:06 PMyeesh
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Originally posted by MaggieL
I guess "morbid curiosity" sounds better than "homosexual bestiality". :-)
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Agreed.
Chewbaccus Saturday Mar 30 07:57 AM
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Originally posted by alphageek31337
I showed that thing to my little brother, and now he wants to fight it. Personally, I think he can take it. Sean is only about 5' high, and weighs roughly 50 #s. Soaken wet. Come to think of it, I'll bet sean wold be the first person in history beat up by an actual dork. The puns fly......
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I know a guy who wants to make odds on this, so I have to ask. Steve, would this be in full Lawnmower Viking regalia, or just generic Sean?
~mike
alphageek31337 Saturday Mar 30 01:38 PMsean straight up, no regalia whatsoever
richlevy Sunday Apr 21 07:40 PMRe: 3/28: Whale penis
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Originally posted by Undertoad
was "harvested" by a gent from Iceland who studies animal penii. And he's founded (the caption said "erected"; someone at Reuters had some fun) the Icelandic Phallological Museum. He has units from dozens of various animals from Iceland.
Well, everyone needs a hobby of some sort.
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I believe I saw a show on this. He has also rounded up a volunteer to donate a human member to the collection. It seems the donor is a 70 or 80 year old Icelandic version of Don Juan.
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