Undertoad Tuesday Nov 14 10:12 AM
November 14, 2006: New record for number of rattlesnakes in mouth
Some of these so-called records are seriously bogus. But in any case, here is *another* kind of snake in the mouth dude. There's no call for this sort of thing, so no, I don't understand it.
barefoot serpent Tuesday Nov 14 10:16 AM
bah, let's see him do it with the business end.
Flint Tuesday Nov 14 10:20 AM
chrisinhouston Tuesday Nov 14 10:24 AM
I wonder if he has a stiff drink prior to doing this? And can you imagine the feel on his tongue with all those pissed off rattle snakes wiggling their rattling tails?
Gleep Tuesday Nov 14 10:28 AM
Those things can't taste good.
Spexxvet Tuesday Nov 14 10:31 AM
Spexxvet Tuesday Nov 14 10:32 AM
Spexxvet Tuesday Nov 14 10:32 AM
Flint Tuesday Nov 14 10:39 AM
glatt Tuesday Nov 14 10:47 AM
She was on SNL for a season or two, wasn't she? Is this from SNL?
Flint Tuesday Nov 14 10:48 AM
breakingnews Tuesday Nov 14 10:53 AM
Elspode Tuesday Nov 14 11:06 AM
The bowler hat prevents nut nipping, I think.
Clodfobble Tuesday Nov 14 11:14 AM
Between the weird-ass shirt, pants, and knee-high boots, I'm thinking that's secretly a pretty protective outfit he's wearing, and the bowler hat is just to complete the image and make it look like he dresses like a moron everyday. He's probably so confident because he knows there's very little chance he'll actually be bitten.
astrodex Tuesday Nov 14 11:15 AM
Flint Tuesday Nov 14 11:17 AM
Bart demonstrates the proper gear:
Emrikol Tuesday Nov 14 11:36 AM
I'd be more impressed if he had them all going through his nose
Shawnee123 Tuesday Nov 14 11:48 AM
Snakes on a Palate
wolf Tuesday Nov 14 12:49 PM
The record should be any number greater than zero.
glatt Tuesday Nov 14 01:00 PM
Did he supply the snakes? If so, can you milk all the venom out of a snake, at least temporarily? Or remove the venom duct/sac? Cause that's what I'd do if I found myself in a situation where I had to stuff rattlesnakes in my mouth. Doesn't happen too often.
Sheldonrs Tuesday Nov 14 01:09 PM
What would Freud say about that image?
wolf Tuesday Nov 14 01:22 PM
Sometimes a snake is just a snake.
xoxoxoBruce Tuesday Nov 14 01:47 PM
I'd be more afraid of one snake. All those snakes together, don't feel threatened. Unlike people, the mob mentality of critters is usually to chill out, except for the proverbial mothers with young or territorial male.
fargon Tuesday Nov 14 02:29 PM
Elspode Tuesday Nov 14 05:31 PM
Bart is dressed for a night of horrorshow viddying of Halloween treats with his droogs. Later, perhaps a bit of the old in-out, in-out?
limey Tuesday Nov 14 05:52 PM
milkfish Tuesday Nov 14 07:13 PM
Is it significant that all ten snakes be 2 ft 6 in long? I mean, the guy's not making like Linda Lovelace or anything.
xant Tuesday Nov 14 07:25 PM
BTW, you can eat rattlesnake, and it's delicious when made right.
Clodfobble Tuesday Nov 14 11:32 PM
I make it a point not to eat food that's already been in someone else's mouth.
zippyt Tuesday Nov 14 11:44 PM
Rattler is Verry tasty squered , and slow cooked over a fire with MRE BBQ sauce drizzled over it !!! : yum :
SteveDallas Tuesday Nov 14 11:56 PM
My comments have already been taken (wolf, any number > 0; Sheldonrs, Freud reference).
wolf Wednesday Nov 15 01:34 AM
Tonchi Wednesday Nov 15 03:34 AM
I'm sorry, but I laughed hysterically for 15 minutes when I saw the picture in question! It made me remember a horror movie which my cousin starred in back in 1983, where her breasts turn into deadly snakes and kill people
ajaccio Wednesday Nov 15 08:43 AM
Idiot man speak with forked tongue.
Karenv Wednesday Nov 15 08:44 AM
Snake soup with fresh ginger and scallions is quite good. I had it in China.
Karenv Wednesday Nov 15 08:47 AM
Like filetting a fish. Separate the top from the bottom after cooking and slicing the skin.
Now where is the rudimentary hipbone on that pic?
Shawnee123 Wednesday Nov 15 08:57 AM
Hmmm. reminds me of a Goldthwait stand-up:
CaliforniaMama Saturday Nov 18 02:41 AM
Aren't the rattles dead skin or something? I keep thinking "what if they broke off?"
Aliantha Saturday Nov 18 02:52 AM
Chicken isn't the cheapest meat you can buy here. At the moment pork is. Followed by lamb then beef (depending on the cut though).
DucksNuts Saturday Nov 18 03:55 AM
Porks just nasty!!
chrisinhouston Saturday Nov 18 04:38 PM
There's more out there!
chrisinhouston Saturday Nov 18 04:39 PM
wolf Saturday Nov 18 07:05 PM