November 14, 2006: New record for number of rattlesnakes in mouth

The official cap:

bah, let's see him do it with the business end.

I wonder if he has a stiff drink prior to doing this? And can you imagine the feel on his tongue with all those pissed off rattle snakes wiggling their rattling tails?

Those things can't taste good.

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Originally Posted by chrisinhouston I wonder if he has a stiff drink prior to doing this? And can you imagine the feel on his tongue with all those pissed off rattle snakes wiggling their rattling tails?

She was on SNL for a season or two, wasn't she? Is this from SNL?

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Originally Posted by chrisinhouston I wonder if he has a stiff drink prior to doing this? And can you imagine the feel on his tongue with all those pissed off rattle snakes wiggling their rattling tails?

The bowler hat prevents nut nipping, I think.

Oh, BTW...this guy is a flippin' IDIOT!!!

Between the weird-ass shirt, pants, and knee-high boots, I'm thinking that's secretly a pretty protective outfit he's wearing, and the bowler hat is just to complete the image and make it look like he dresses like a moron everyday. He's probably so confident because he knows there's very little chance he'll actually be bitten.

Bart demonstrates the proper gear:

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I'd be more impressed if he had them all going through his nose

Snakes on a Palate

The record should be any number greater than zero.

Of course, it would be a REAL record if he were French kissing them. Doing it from the rattle end tastes just like chicken.

Did he supply the snakes? If so, can you milk all the venom out of a snake, at least temporarily? Or remove the venom duct/sac? Cause that's what I'd do if I found myself in a situation where I had to stuff rattlesnakes in my mouth. Doesn't happen too often.

What would Freud say about that image?

Sometimes a snake is just a snake.

Either that, or whoeeee, that is one disturbed motherfucker.

I don't think that you can get stuck in both the oral and genital stage at the same time, at least in a strict Freudian interpretation. Gotta pick one and stick with it.

I'd be more afraid of one snake. All those snakes together, don't feel threatened. Unlike people, the mob mentality of critters is usually to chill out, except for the proverbial mothers with young or territorial male.

I hope he washed them first....unless they were on the ground less than 5 seconds.

EWWWW!!!!!!!

Bart is dressed for a night of horrorshow viddying of Halloween treats with his droogs. Later, perhaps a bit of the old in-out, in-out?

Is it significant that all ten snakes be 2 ft 6 in long? I mean, the guy's not making like Linda Lovelace or anything.

BTW, you can eat rattlesnake, and it's delicious when made right.

I make it a point not to eat food that's already been in someone else's mouth.

Rattler is Verry tasty squered , and slow cooked over a fire with MRE BBQ sauce drizzled over it !!! : yum :

My comments have already been taken (wolf, any number > 0; Sheldonrs, Freud reference).

So I'll just say: Ewwwwwww.

I'm sorry, but I laughed hysterically for 15 minutes when I saw the picture in question! It made me remember a horror movie which my cousin starred in back in 1983, where her breasts turn into deadly snakes and kill people

Idiot man speak with forked tongue.

Snake soup with fresh ginger and scallions is quite good. I had it in China.

Hmmm. reminds me of a Goldthwait stand-up:

"tastes just like chicken! So buy a f*cking chicken, it's the cheapest f*cking meat you can buy."

Aren't the rattles dead skin or something? I keep thinking "what if they broke off?"

BTW, how much does a snake weigh?

And is it true they only go potty every 6 months or so?? What if it decided it had to go RIGHT NOW??? Now THAT would be a show worth seeing!!!

Chicken isn't the cheapest meat you can buy here. At the moment pork is. Followed by lamb then beef (depending on the cut though).

Porks just nasty!!

There's more out there!

And these!

Some people just don't have strong enough faith.