Elk threatened by raging forest fire.

If Michael Eisner's puppetmasters* saw this, the first thing in their heads would be "'Bambi' sequel."

* I have, quite possibly, the oddest conspiracy theory regarding Eisner that could possibly be proven true. If enough interest is generated, I'll submit it, but not before. Literally, this thing could be true.

~Mike

Damn, dude, don't hold back! Post away!

Alright, here we go.

I was mandatorily visiting my father in NYC this summer. (long pretext here, DEFINITELY not posting it) He was out somewhere, and I was watching TV and eating Chinese food. I'm flicking around until I stumble across some "behind-the-scenes" thing for the show "Home Improvement" done since the series was ending soon(rerun). "HI", being on ABC as it was, and ABC being owned by Disney, Michael Eisner threw in his memories of the show.

Now here's the thing. I took one good look at Eisner and may pants were summarily shat. The man on the screen had to, I mean had to have been a computer-generated image. You know how you can tell a CGI from a real thing, how the CGI seems just too perfect, too planned out? That's the same impression I got looking at the TV screen.

As such, the theory: Eisner, in the tradition of all Disney CEO's, was dying from something rare and thusly frozen. Only in this case, they have a way out: CGI. Every time Michael Eisner is seen on television, the Internet, a Disney P.R.-distributed photo, any sort of such media, the picture of him is computer-generated. This cover-up program shall continue until such time as the unfortunate businessman can be healed and returned to society at large. In the interim, the board of directors use the CG-Eisner as a mouthpiece.

Here endeth the theory. Comments, arguments, attacks on my family lineage, all are welcome though not encouraged.

~Mike

chilly reception

I'd love to be in the board room when they're deciding which leader to thaw! Thats power politics. Flesh it out, send it to Dream Works.

I can't wait to start my conspiracy theory-laden newsletter. It's gonna rock.

~Mike

Good pickup - we must all remain on our toes at all times!

Which is going to be pretty tough on those of you without ballet lessons in your past, but please try.