2/28: Buck semen

From http://www.scentshield.com/stillsteamin.html

Via Everlasting Blort, and the only thing I can say is... sometimes hunters are insane. I realize that stalking the wily prey answers instincts deep in the soul, but if you insist on spreading deer semen in order to do it, I think there must be other instincts going on.

Welcome to West Virginia, where the men are men and the deer are scared.

~mike

The site says the stuff is synthetic, but my disgust is genuine.

Its the floor polish that...

Note the instructions on the website.

"Buck is a scary motherfucker. Buck...don't fuck with Buck 'cause Buck will fuck you up. Fuck Buck though."--RevCo

Sorry...when I first saw this, I thought it said "Buck Satan," and so my mind immediately went to Al Jourgensen and the Revolting Cocks.

Disgusting, but on topic: Although we know that it is synthetic (from the site), I would think that it would have to be even without them saying so. I would figure that if it were real semen, it would dry up at room temperature.

But it DOES come with a dip wick. *breaks into uncontrolable laughter*

"Why use 'old' dark, contaminated urine when you can use fresh, yellow, ‘like it was just sprayed’ urine?" Pffft...