Undertoad Friday Jun 30 12:19 PM
6/30/2006: Snail reach
xoB sent along this set, which must be consumed as a set. It's otherwise undocumented. Happy Friday.
Happy Monkey Friday Jun 30 12:42 PM
Good for it! Unfortunately, I doubt that slat 2 will have anything for it that slat 1 didn't.
Beestie Friday Jun 30 12:47 PM
"Whew! I need a cigarette after that. "
glatt Friday Jun 30 01:02 PM
CharlieG Friday Jun 30 01:07 PM
why did the snail cross the gap?
TropicFever Friday Jun 30 01:08 PM
I just know this is going to inspire someone to create a Snail Olympics, complete with little flags and numbers painted on their shells
wolf Friday Jun 30 01:10 PM
When my favorite shrink retires he is going to raise snails.
Emrikol Friday Jun 30 01:13 PM
Undertoad Friday Jun 30 01:14 PM
If I had snail races, I would paint an "S" on one of the shells, and then I would say, hey, look at that S-car-go.
Ibby Friday Jun 30 01:27 PM
Now, how long did that take? THAT is the question.
Kitsune Friday Jun 30 01:28 PM
milkfish Friday Jun 30 01:30 PM
Let this be a reminder to all athletes that it is important to s-t-r-e-t-c-h before exercise.
Shawnee123 Friday Jun 30 03:17 PM
Da dum dum
I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Trilby Friday Jun 30 04:25 PM
xoxoxoBruce Friday Jun 30 07:43 PM
He might have been able to jump it it he wasn't carrying his house.and had legs
bluecuracao Friday Jun 30 10:53 PM
Mmmmmyummysnails...lotsa garlic...swaddled in butter...
axlrosen Friday Jun 30 11:36 PM
Presumably Mr. Snail didn't stay on slat 2 forever. I wonder how many times he had to make that "leap"? And did he make it every time?
Elspode Saturday Jul 1 01:58 AM
I assume he'll be raising snails destined for human consumption? Or are we talkin' pets, here?
Elspode Saturday Jul 1 01:59 AM
wolf Saturday Jul 1 02:55 AM
He's going to retire to his home country, spend the morning attending to the health of the snails, and his afternoons and evenings drinking palm wine and smoking weed.
WabUfvot5 Saturday Jul 1 03:13 PM
if that's the kind of snail i think it is it can't be eaten. they are all over ca... french brought them over to eat but brought the wrong ones. thus my grudge against the french.
Pancake Man Saturday Jul 1 07:24 PM
First posted here:
xoxoxoBruce Sunday Jul 2 12:26 AM
What was first posted there?
Pancake Man Sunday Jul 2 12:35 AM
Sorry, my post was outdated in about 20 mins. They posted the cat v bear pic that UT covered first.
xoxoxoBruce Sunday Jul 2 01:08 AM
Ah yes, 5th post down.
capnhowdy Sunday Jul 2 05:56 PM
and the winner is.....
PhoenixTFB Monday Jul 3 01:04 AM
Shawnee123 Monday Jul 3 12:43 PM
Why didn't Mister Snail just crawl onto the board underneath him and back up? I mean, if he had fallen it's not like he had far to go.
milkfish Monday Jul 3 06:48 PM
footfootfoot Wednesday Jul 5 08:49 PM
I thought that was food overlord. As in evil overlord, or a zeppelinesque
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Jul 5 10:01 PM
footfootfoot Friday Jul 7 07:46 AM
The western dorks?