`Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's `Rimmer'; or `Smeghead'; or `Dinosaur Breath'; or `Molecule Mind'. And if you want to be really mega-polite to him, Kryten -- we're talking mega-mega-polite -- in those rare and exceptional circumstances, you can call him "Arsehole".
- Lister in Red Dwarf "Kryten"